Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Doctor Love

I realized lately that i have become the go-to person for my friends that have relationship issues.
It is beginning to piss me off.
First of all, the fact that i was in a relationship for 6years does not make me an expert, if i was, that relationship will still be on
2) If i was such an expert i probably would have dated someone already and not still be single 1year after
3) I do not have a degree in psychology, watch Dr Phil or something
4) I cannot decipher what your boyfriend/girlfriend is thinking? My bini jazz has not matured to that stage
5) sometimes i feel you are just rubbing your relationship in my face, yes i get jealous too, i miss fighting all the time with someone
6) I get angry when i see my friend Boy/Girl treating their partner like crap, i want to scream and ask them "Don't you know how lucky you are", A friend of mine told her bf "shutup" in front of her friends some weeks back, way to emasculate the poor dude.
7) When the fight hits the roof, they start telling each other Laurenta said this, Laurenta said that, then one person says, why don't you date Laurenta, *egba mi oh*

I hope i have been able to convince you and not confuse you to keep your relationship to YOURSELF!!!!!!


PS: i love you guys oh, id probably still give advice at the end of the day, but really sometimes it can be frustrating

14 comments:

Giagerry said...

Booohoo! First!
beat that!
:p
LoL

Giagerry said...

LoL check that spelling of psychology naw! heheh
"When the fight hits the roof, they start telling each other Laurenta said this, Laurenta said that, then one person says, why dont you date Laurenta, *egba mi oh*"---buhahahah! As in!!

BBB said...

LMAO i just posted it now, i was just about to the a spell check, you were fast oh

Unveilinggold said...

Sometimes people just want someone to vent to..You dont have to give them advice..Present options and leave them to make their choice..Silence is a speech you know..

Spesh said...

that number four got me laughing. I feel your pain though, pele..

Dame Sting said...

lol @ bini jazz.

Issuesetal Dee said...

You must be a good friend with a good listening ear! That explains why your friends feel good meeting you for advice. But I understand how you feel. Kpele!

Miss FlyHigh said...

lAURENTA YOU AMEBO!! We don't tell you , you poke nose :p

hahahaha I'm joking.

well I disagree with point 1 and 2 whether an expert or not you can never predict what will happen my dear and being single is not a crime

xx

H said...

Aww..Laurenta, sweetie.
Most people in a relationship just want a listening ear and believe it or not, sometimes they wish they were single too..

I feel u on the how can u not appreciate having a bf and maltreat him, steez...

All I can say is I've been where u are and be there when you can, cuz ur shoulder is prolly a really warm one, so they feel good leanin on it. You myt need one or two soon.

About the singlehood, my sister, I dey wave flag wiv u o. Seems like we're on the same p. Best we just chill for God to write our love stories...I bet it's sooner than later and it would be worth the wait.

hugs...n....kisses

H said...

Chei...I didn't realize I wrote a mini post...oops...sorry.

CherryWine said...

Lol @ this post. Shebi your own is still good. Me, I 've been single for 5 years and counting and they will be asking me for advice. Me??? Wetin I wan know? But instead of shutting up, I will kuku dash them my own 2kobo in the matter. Which once concern me.

CherryWine said...

Lol @ this post. Shebi your own is still good. Me, I 've been single for 5 years and counting and they will be asking me for advice. Me??? Wetin I wan know? But instead of shutting up, I will kuku dash them my own 2kobo in the matter. Which once concern me.

H said...

Aww..Laurenta, sweetie.
Most people in a relationship just want a listening ear and believe it or not, sometimes they wish they were single too..

I feel u on the how can u not appreciate having a bf and maltreat him, steez...

All I can say is I've been where u are and be there when you can, cuz ur shoulder is prolly a really warm one, so they feel good leanin on it. You myt need one or two soon.

About the singlehood, my sister, I dey wave flag wiv u o. Seems like we're on the same p. Best we just chill for God to write our love stories...I bet it's sooner than later and it would be worth the wait.

hugs...n....kisses

Unveilinggold said...

Sometimes people just want someone to vent to..You dont have to give them advice..Present options and leave them to make their choice..Silence is a speech you know..

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